Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

back dick

idk what the fuck this means its some bullshit phrase

Choudh: im gonna be back home soon
AGP: back dick?

by yetsgooo May 27, 2024

Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here

“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
“Wdym?”

by SamHodgsen13 May 3, 2022

Dicks

They are fun to eat and suck daddy

I sucked your dicks

by Hhshjfjdjx December 21, 2021

Dick

A thing that only boys have and what you can fuck with but use safety or if u want to be a father FUCK STRAIGHT IN

Person; Man having a dick is hard *THE END*

by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 20, 2022

Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.

Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?

by Grainy March 16, 2013