Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Dick foot

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..

He pushed dick foot and tried to do an Ollie.

by Crit84 January 1, 2022

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.

Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick

by Sam1d September 11, 2020