dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

Dick Crow

getting fucked over or ripped off, usually by someone you consider a friend.

"Did you hear that Caleb borrowed money from that chick and just took off?"
"Yeah, I heard. She got Dick Crow'ed."

by BoltActionBaby February 18, 2015

dick charmer

someone who likes dicks. preferably a name you call your friends to make fun of them.

hey dick charmer, dont touch the remote, i was watching that!

by thats my assqa June 26, 2010

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

Small Dick

Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.

Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.

guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say

by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022