Nobody wants to work anymore

Which is why I created the AI. So I don't have to and maybe in the future other people won't have to but the ME NOT WORKING needs to happen IMMEDIATELY or the child murder needs to happen AS RECOMPENSE.

Hym "Nobody wants to work anymore... And neither do I. Work is shit."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 02, 2020

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 02, 2013

Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

by Fargo Fargo July 07, 2023

Rachel Work

opposite of passive aggressive; a complete b*tch or really sweet gal. No in between.

Rachel Work can be a good friend, but hates all people. Sometimes a little too honest.
Loves country music and marines.
Likes to say "WOW" in the voice of Owen Wilson.

Wow! I met Rachel Work today, and I liked her but she was also low-key bitchy.

by Rachel Work February 02, 2018

Turk work

(Türk işi) A device, structure or any work done half-assedly, cheaply, crudely and possibly in an illegal manner but somehow fuctions and serves it's intended purpouse. Typically executed by a Turk with the intention of saving money or time.

The electrician having ran out of wiring, connected the light switch to the main line using copper piping, serving as the epitome of Turk work.

by Gimballhead December 17, 2023