A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

by Hexkyihsxjhjj dhh August 7, 2017

Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil July 3, 2020

by OwONOTFURRY45 November 22, 2020

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020

That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.
It smelled great.
Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
It smelled great.
Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
by stinkywaffle69 December 6, 2023

When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...
GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...
by Gaybitch97 November 8, 2020
