Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Insane Uncle Zane

Nuff Said.

"It's a Penis Austin :D" - Insane Uncle Zane

by InsaneUncleZane October 17, 2011

sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 1, 2022

uncle max

The uncle of Jackson cisz

Ps: he has down syndrome

Ur acting like a uncle max

by Muncle May 15, 2024

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Uncle vernand

The best son brother and uncle to ever live.

Omg have you seen uncle vernand

by Hannah ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ April 1, 2022