When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
by badam1666 February 28, 2022
by Captain Man-man December 22, 2024
This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3
by MotherLover11111 February 18, 2017
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022
Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
by Dude_WhoKnows? May 04, 2022