gay discount

the unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual

Queer friend: "The salesguy was a totally hot fag and when he figured out that Christy and I were a couple he gave us the gay discount. The eggrolls are usually $1.00 each, but he gave them to us for half that."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."

by lucky wendy August 24, 2005

gay rage

the built up anger from being closeted about your homosexuality; a manic rage resulting from denying your own sexual preference of your own gender.

I didn't expect Richard to black out in such a gay rage for your comment about his bedazzled vest.

by roelliss November 13, 2011

gay bitch

the act of being so gay that you are not even man enough to be a regular bitch

Jake you are a gay bitch , not even i am that gay

by domingo886 January 1, 2007

Pok Gai

bastard (cantonese)
go to hell (cantonese)

by No One October 17, 2003

gay austin

austin ridley is a gaylord

matt - "that guy is such a gay austin"
nick - "yeah man what a gay austin"

by Queefonmybeef August 29, 2018

Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*

here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives

by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023