Cold

The opposite of hot dumbass.

Person 1: Man it's cold out here!
Person 2: No shit.

by Anonymous5397188 November 20, 2021

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023

Cold

Tight, nice, swag, drippy, ice

Ay those them new Jordan’s?

Oh Yeah? Them are cold🥶

by Iced OutCold August 19, 2020

cold koched

The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.

When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.

by nicojah March 24, 2017

Cold Brew

When you ice your nuts while you cum

Gosh I'd love some yogurt parfait with this cold brew

by Br0cc0liR0b October 17, 2022

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by anonymous August 17, 2025