mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.

This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice

by 123blip June 18, 2018

Cheese Move

When an individual uses a tactic or strategy that is too OP. Sometimes a person must be called out for their cheese moves. However in most cases it is a pathetic excuse for poor strategy such as not understanding basic game-play or a lack of general thought.

He WONT USE HIS OTHER POKEMON, he's just like "close combat, earthquake, close combat" cheese move, cheese move, cheese move!

by AeonianTech44 June 19, 2019

king of cheese

someone who cums so much you could run a cheese factory

james is a king of cheese

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

cheese douche

An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.

Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.

by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010

cheese juice

Another word for Milk

"hey you want water or cheese juice?

by manmann76 May 25, 2018

Chinese cheese

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.

Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.

by your big gay ○w○ April 8, 2019

Cheese Wig

A hairpiece which has no other purpose than to cheese it

My, that's a lovely cheese wig.

by Nisk June 11, 2007