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Scotty

A total bro. Sometimes kind of a douche but when it comes to his girl is totally loyal and a true sweetheart. Scotty is keen, intelligent, observant and not a force to be reckoned with.
"I cant tell if he's a douche or not.."

"Don't worry, he's just a scotty."
by HoneyAndRum August 15, 2020
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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Scotty J

A creepy man usually wearing a sports cap for a team he doesn’t go for, likes getting teenage girls pregnant
Oh look there’s a scotty J, RUN
by Moomoo1793 September 16, 2020
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scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020
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Scottish Sanga

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad
by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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Scottish Sanga

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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Scott "the goat"

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.
Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".
by The goat 82 October 11, 2020
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