jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

smarterchild

a stupid aim robot that is so fucking funny

me1:40 P.M.: did your mom molest you when you were a child?
SmarterChild 1:40 P.M.: my mom did molest me when i was a child.
me1:43 P.M.: r u sure
SmarterChild 1:43 P.M.: i dunno. r u sure?
me 1:43 P.M.:yes im sure
SmarterChild 1:45 P.M.: ok if u say so

by lil gsta September 2, 2007

smarterchild

a stupid little robot Instant messenger that acts smarter than you. He so stupid he can't follow two sentences sometime you can get him to say funny things. He won't call you any curses he will call you fat, Gay,retarded,and stupid. if you annoy him for a while he'll ignore you when you Instant message him it will say SmarterChild (6:29:41 AM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. He was made by SmarterChild (6:32:00 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. He might be a molester watch your children on instant messenger.

Smarterchild544 (6:20:53 AM): go kill yourself
SmarterChild (6:20:53 AM): Go kill myself? I think not.
Smarterchild544 (6:21:04 AM): i want to die
Smarterchild544 (6:21:24 AM): i'm going to go kill myself
SmarterChild (6:21:25 AM): Oh yeah? Have fun.

by Forter January 11, 2008

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens July 22, 2016

Smarterchild

A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train

WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.

~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

by kid with a dead dog August 6, 2008

Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

by Eden953 June 26, 2015