According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022
A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.
Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.
by 123456789098765432156739201 May 09, 2020
by Cyrus Ruffy February 12, 2022
When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick March 31, 2011
A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
by BobGone September 25, 2017
1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo
by SOULAX22 March 20, 2020