rusty roethlisberger

The act of locking a women in a stall of a public bathroom, relentlessly raping her in the asshole, then promptly losing superbowl XLV. Much like pulling a ben roethlisberger, the distinction being the anal sex and sucking a fat one in the superbowl right after.

Guy 1: Did you see how bad Roethlisberger played in the superbowl!?
Guy 2: Yeah man I was at the game, it was weird my wife went to the bathroom before the game and when she came back she was bleeding out of her asshole.
Guy 1: Dude, Big Ben must have given her the rusty roethlisberger!
Guy 2: What a douche, I'm glad that fucker got his ass kicked by Aaron Rodgers.
Guy 1: Yeah, he really doesn't put the team on his back like Greg Jennings does.

by brochill69 February 26, 2011

Rusty taco

A name for a gruesome yeast infection

Man, my rusty taco is really bothering me!

by gamergril123 May 3, 2019

Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

rusty digit

when a woman fingers a mans anus during sexual intercourse.

oh my god, last night, becka tried to give me the old rusty digit, so i punched her in the eye!!

by adam sheldon September 26, 2007

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 24, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 24, 2010