Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

Com peter

Com peter was created accidentally. Com peter originated from Compter Which is a french word.

Com peter is a name.

My name is Com peter

by komkomkom October 13, 2022

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024

Peter Retarrdo

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.

There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.

by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025

peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

by cosmic user December 9, 2019

peter jiang

The thiccest boi you will ever meet. He's not fat tho.

Person 1: "Who is Peter Jiang?"
Person 2: "How do you not know who PETER JIANG is?"
Person 3: "He's the thiccest boi ever."

by ThatThiccCHigga November 6, 2017

peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.

Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.

by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015