Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)

Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021

Short

Sydney.
You are short if you are named Sydney.

Look how short Sydney is!

by ayowhatsup March 24, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

short ginger

Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.

i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!

-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!

by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Short

Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.

Please for the love of god short people clean your selfs you ugly fucks.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021

Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.

"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"

by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014