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muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011
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STUD-MUFFIN

Ernie is such a STUD-MUFFIN
by Ernesto Mora April 14, 2004
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muffin-bottom jeans

jeans for a skinny person who wears his or her jeans 3 sizes to small to hide their anorexic figure
You see that girl Kristen over there? Yeah, she is anorexic so she must be wearin those new muffin-bottom jeans.
by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008
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stud muffin

a butch lesbian.

stud is a fertile or attractive male and refers to a man, while muffin is a reference to a woman's pubic region and modifies the term 'stud' into a female noun.
Look at those two lesbos. the one's a plush carpet and the other's a stud muffin.
by D. Christov September 21, 2005
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frumpy muffin-tuck

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.
"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"
by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008
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Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011
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muffin-bottom jeans

jeans specifically made for large women (or men) who have booty dimples and need some extra coverage in that area.
Hey girl, toss out the spandex and get some muffin-bottom jeans.
by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008
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