Texas River Mouth 

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

Texas River Mouth by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Diarrhea of the mouth 

Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.

He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea

Diarrhea of the mouth by Biglove2 December 9, 2020

porto potty mouth 

1.Gets shit on and doesn't understand who the shit is on and tries to talk back with the same insult with a bit more sass but it doesn't work.
2.Will take any pill or smoke any bathsalt but never gets high just yells stupid gross stuff like a spaz.

Yo listen you ! You are too dumb to be here I dont want to hear your porto potty mouth.

porto potty mouth by Urban Dick Tracey January 12, 2021

Zip-it your mouth sweetie-heart

Quote by famous TikToker Logan Lopez (@loganl0pez). If someone says this to you, they want you to shut up.

1. "Oh my god, zip-it your mouth sweetie-heart! You're being annoying!"
2. "Jeez! Do they ever zip-it their mouth?"

Zip-it your mouth sweetie-heart by emmiacosta February 24, 2021

Trip in the mouth 

A sex act that involves tripping on an object while naked and landing your phallus in your female partners’ mouth upon impact.

Wow Will you actually tripped in her mouth.
Sierra asked if I can trip in her mouth?
Have you ever tripped in a mouth it’s unbeatable!
You should have her over and trip in the mouth.

Trip in the mouth by saucy_limbo April 21, 2021

Peanut Butter Mouth 

A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.

I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.

Peanut Butter Mouth by Reedski December 6, 2021

Piss in my mouth 

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.

Piss in my mouth by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021