by Skr41 July 2, 2024

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
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English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out
Student A: you long my life out
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