Silly King

Jeff is the silly king

Bob: “yo jim who’s the silly king?”
Jim: “Jeff is the silly king”
Bob: “cool beans”

by sillyexpert69 June 17, 2022

King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

Zest-king

An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022

king and Milan

King and Milan are the perfect couple and everybody love them, they always have each other’s back and will do anything for each other.

Person #1: Omg…did you see king and Milan

Person#2: Omg…yes they are the cutest couple ever

by Kissey _waute June 24, 2022

Don King

A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.

I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"

by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

by julyking June 5, 2021