Kevin W

A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.
Did you hear that Kevin W? Everyone threw up after his performance.
by McBigBooty October 14, 2022
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kevin li

We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.

I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.

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DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????

( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)
by ClassyKoovin January 09, 2025
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Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
by badam1666 February 28, 2022
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Kevined

To be eliminated twice in the same week by the same person in two different fantasy leagues.
I thought I was good until Josh Allen went nuclear and I got Kevined.
by Captain Man-man December 22, 2024
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
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Kevin Collins

The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3
Gerogina: Kevin Collins is sooooo sexy

Alex: Fuck yes

Bobbie: Too bad he's 18
by MotherLover11111 February 18, 2017
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kevin and summer

These two are MEANT to be. This match usually has things holding them back but they work through it. They also define the definition of a cute couple! Even without eachother they are cute but when they are together it makes them EVEN CUTER! Once these two are together...breaking them up will be difficult no matter the circumstances. They love each-other a lot and they make sure they know that by expressing their love for each-other very often. Sometimes this couple can be considered a little clingy and maybe even a little cringy but honestly it doesn't bother them what the other people think. Usually haters will try to break them up by starting rumors but it doesn't work because they trust each other with anything. But my point is... you want your relationship to be like theirs,even if you wont it-mitt it!
Person 1:''How are they so cute?!"
Person 2:"They are so perfect for each other its kinda weird..."
Person 3:"They make me so jealous!"
Person 4: "Why cant me and my boyfriend be like Kevin and Summer?''
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