Black Jesus

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.

We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.

by The Realness 408 January 24, 2009

Jesus of Suburbia

Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot

"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"

by SRL September 26, 2004

Atheists for Jesus

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.

Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008

Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003

jesus junk

jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about

godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.

by Auzziegob. March 31, 2009

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004