face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

yer face

1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something

2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".

1)

Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."

2)

Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."

by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016

Safe Face

The kind of face that a certain person has on, right now.

And with that, Grandpappa Ivy put on his safe face.

by Billy Kincaide July 24, 2010

Make-face

The facial expression a person, particularly an infant, makes when defecating.

I was about to leave the house when I noticed my kid had a make-face, and had to go change the diaper.

by Demits July 10, 2016

goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 22, 2008

Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010

vodka faced

The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.

It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.

DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!

by Sea Cow December 10, 2008