tiktok election

This is the tiktok election - powers of the social media platform are going to ride our first woman into The White House in 2024.

Everyone began working the tiktok election once the candidates were switched.

by jmacofearth August 14, 2024

Britain Elects

The UK's largest poll aggregator, it's discord server sits between the 6th (Heresy) and 7th (Violence) circles of Hell.

Hunch: I am once again Retiring from Britain Elects to play more DND
James: Aw man, anyway here's another council By-Election in North Herefordshire

by uhdfgihbjdfgijhbdfgd October 24, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

Cardiff Electric

The act of using jumper cables to bake a potato shoved in your partners rectum.

After receiving a Cardiff Electric, Vinnie couldn't shit right for a month.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

De-Elected

After you been voted into office. You get fucking removed from office.

You win the election, someone looks at you funny, and you get De-Elected after they impeach you.

by Words that should be words 2.0 January 18, 2024

willy electric

a pretty racist dude. don’t fuck with this guy unless you wanna get effed. he’s one of those who like to say, “i ain’t racist but..” don’t mess with him if your an immigrant in home-goods. he could also be an antisemitic nazi…

willy electric: “I ain’t racist but…”
person: “But what, willy?!”

by pinkhippomilk123 January 19, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023