ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

Eager beaver

Someone who is very keen to do something

Whoa there you eager beaver, we have plenty of time!

by BlondieLocks April 5, 2013

Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

by Nick D February 19, 2003

Eagles of Death Metal

There is no better Music to shake your ass too, except maybe QotSA. Josh Homme on Drums and Jessie 'Boots Electric' Hughes will rock your socks off for sure.
DEATH BY SEXY!

Eagles of Death Metal are so rock.

by colescar December 25, 2007

Scorched Earth

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.

Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.

by inunotaisho April 5, 2020

eat at the Y

cunnilingus

I like to eat at the Y

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Earlston Fever

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)

At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!

by Peasel February 22, 2010