dylan

dude with a flat perm that will make u think he's not smelly when he is and bring u to see the sunrise even though it's facing the other way

dylan's mom has got it going on

by athenenene July 8, 2021

Dylan

dylan, the bestest of friend you'll ever have,

the most loving boy you'll meet, if you meet a boy named dylan, keep him, hes the most loyal, comforting person youll meet,,
he will be an amazing boyfriend, he will take care of u, and he will be so protective,,
he might get annoying,, but he is sure the hottest boy you'll meet, the most loving, charming, handsome overall perfect boy,

how is dylan so cutee??

by froggoeee July 8, 2021

Dylan

An annoying shit disturber who will relentlessly bother their family to get a rise out of them, and behaves perfectly normal around their friends and passerby.

Person 1: My cousin is a total Dylan when they visit during the holidays.
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!

by Artifusion July 9, 2021

Dylan

The Peak Alpha Male, eats pie to assert dominance, absolute sex god who has huge cock and has bitches waiting at his door to suck his dick

I am no where near comparable to a Dylan

by The Unknown 2526 July 16, 2021

dyeabettic

A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.

Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.

by QuacksO July 20, 2021

dylanshada

an amazing editor who posts in tiktok once a month and has over 300 mutual <3

dylanshada is the best!

by dsha July 29, 2021

Dylan

a black dude

Someone stole my wallet. Must be Dylan!

by anonymous July 30, 2021