dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

dump that trump

Includes stupid and dangerous things or people you don't need and should get rid off .

"We should dump that trump on him, he is no good."

by Tewil March 14, 2017

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

Super Saiyan Dump

When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.

When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross

by cosmicgaming October 14, 2016

dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.

There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.

by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016

Dump

Supporter of Donald Trump. D+Trump = Dump

See also; Dumps, Dumpsters, Dumplings

Example:

Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?

Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.

Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?

Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.

by Darth_Kinto August 27, 2016