Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal

Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man

by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019

Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019