Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
by Boss de la Boss March 04, 2018
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grahm cracker lookin bitch

When women argue they might call each other a Grahm Cracker lookin Bitch, basically saying they are beneath them or hella busted.
girl 1: BITCH you think you better than me?!

girl 2: I know I am , you GRAHM CRACKER LOOKIN BITCH!
by WOLF___GANG July 11, 2011
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Fluffy Cracker

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.
S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!
by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023
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cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
by September 03, 2023
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Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free
I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!
by Penule April 10, 2024
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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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