cold

A man who’s prominently muscular, breaks the camouflage skateboard every ride. Bad in bed (tends to fart).

omg look at cold go, he’s flying done that hill

by bigfatwilly March 3, 2021

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Cold

Tight, nice, swag, drippy, ice

Ay those them new Jordan’s?

Oh Yeah? Them are cold🥶

by Iced OutCold August 19, 2020

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023

Cold Brew

When you ice your nuts while you cum

Gosh I'd love some yogurt parfait with this cold brew

by Br0cc0liR0b October 17, 2022

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019