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International be an asshole day

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”
by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021
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Asshole

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016
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Asshole

A dumbass on discord who’s a furry and likes circles
Contestant in circle: I think we should vote out asshole
Me- I mean asshole: :(
by The man behind the definition December 15, 2022
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ASSHOLEE

It is the person who calls you an ASSHOLE.

It is a word derived from ASSUREHOLE.

The SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Joe called me an ASSHOLE the other day as that would make Joe the ASSHOLEE.

Notice UR ASSHOLE is designated as ASSHOLEE who is an ASSUREHOLE.

It got even more ridiculous after LED ZEPPELIN HOUSES OF THE HOLY as it became the ASSHOLEE in charge.
by METE MEAT MEET May 7, 2021
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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
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Asshole

Other word for donkey, or something you can call someone being annoying.
Ugh! You're such an asshole!!!!!!! Stop being annoying!!
by sweet.sweet.vivian February 9, 2022
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Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.
Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.
by RockLicka September 8, 2020
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