by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting
“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”
by MisterSister69 May 30, 2018

by Dubs_ December 4, 2013

by Lancebumpkinjr December 9, 2018

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

The U.S state with one family tree line
Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham
Demographics -----------
75% Redneck
25% Black
Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham
Demographics -----------
75% Redneck
25% Black
Person 1: "I'm about to marry my cousin!"
Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"
Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
