WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Willy Vanilly

The Willy Vanilly is a sex act in which at some point while going at it you slip away and allow someone else to finish the job. When it’s over you flip the lights on and reveal it wasn’t you

Yo I was baggin Jessie last night, pulled the ol Willy Vanilly and jumped out the closet yellin “YOU GOT AIDS BITCH”

by Swilderbeast May 14, 2021

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

Willie

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.

Willie is a narcissist.

by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023

Willie

Child of god, A virgin, Get good grades, is funny, YOUNGBOY BETTER! I got NO bodies !

Willie Da Best.

by e4mdot_1400 January 26, 2023