Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Sherlock Woods

The best detective this world has ever seen! Racist tendancies, awesome chap really!

"Yo my brother got killed!" "Oh then you need to call Sherlock Woods!"

by lennfunny June 10, 2021

Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.

Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.

by Mad jelly October 24, 2022

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

Scarlett Woods

An amazing person who will always make you laugh. Anyone who has the username Scarlett usually likes a lot of colors. Bubble blowers are her favorite thing! Always usable. Very bubbly person and always fun to hangout with.

Scarlett Woods uses the bubble blower a lot. Isn't she fun to talk to?

by ur just bad 😉 February 16, 2023