k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 8, 2022

Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass

A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."

by cinidrot May 13, 2022

Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).

Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!

by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022

Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022