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Troll

A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.

Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.

Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.

The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”

You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
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trolling gang

A littttt fam that contains 3 littt people
Mylee
Sapphire

Omar
^^^^^
Trolling gang
by Littttfam March 14, 2018
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Trolling

1. A fancy term for baiting a fish.
2. When a person writes a comment online that is intended to upset people and bring them lots of attention. Unlike what happened with their moms during childhood.
Stop responding to this guy, he's obviously trolling.
by SilverishGoldNova March 15, 2018
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Trolling

Trolling is kinda like pranking someone but on video games such as Minecraft
EXAMPLE: in Minecraft if someone put pressure plates(used for red stone) all over someone’s house and put TNT(explodes if ignited) under the blocks that have pressure plates on top so that the next time the person Walks in he or she will exploded along with there house would be an example of trolling
by MOW MOW LITTY KITTY May 13, 2018
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poke a troll

The act of replying to a troll on a particular social network.
Dick pulls a stunt by poking a troll on the youtube comment section and receives massive denials for his mother.

Lianna swears to speak nothing but nothing of the nothing true, looks like she's ready to poke a troll in the court.
by kennyOverseer February 21, 2017
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Trolls

Trolls are big fat dicks who lives in a cave. They mostly come from Norway but travels across the world to get fame! They are very hairy down there, so dont peak. And they have really long noses like a Dick.
Boy: i like the trolls noses
Mum: Thats because their dicks
by Norwegian Trolls dick February 26, 2017
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troll

A person who is hated for telling the truth and learns to wear that hatred like a badge of honor.
I thought I'd shut the troll down by calling him stupid and telling him he had a mental disease but within two seconds he came back with, "Go suck a turd."
by Cassandra Not Helen March 14, 2017
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