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Trump is the new Pinocchio. 

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”
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Trump Derangement Syndrome 

(TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary Clinton.

supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or trump derangement syndrome
Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trump Thumping 

The act of blindly and mindlessly beating the drum for presidential candidate and noted blowhard Donald Trump.
He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.
Trump Thumping by Hoju ju April 23, 2016

Trump Tripwire 

The act of letting rip for the time it takes you to cross a heavily pedestrianised walkway leaving a trail of atmospheric air feces in a line for unsuspecting passers by .
Darrell : " Holy shit Bernard did you smell that ?"

Bernard : "Yeah !! , I think we just stepped through a Trump Tripwire "
Trump Tripwire by Gmoney.uk September 15, 2017

trump card 

Whining and lashing out in the face of inevitable loss.
It seemed like I was beat, but I still had a trump card to play -- I accused her of cheating and called her ugly.
trump card by mastodan November 5, 2020

trump dump

the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates
I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news
trump dump by latinojodido July 14, 2016

Trump Train 

A large gathering of Trump supporters who party and celebrate they’re political allegiance to to President elect Donald Trump by standing in a straight line, sequential having anal sex with each other. In a manner similar to train carts being connected to each other.
“Last night at the GOP convention you could see a Trump Train going for miles”

“Trump Train woo hoo!”
Trump Train by Dvan812 September 5, 2020