Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.

WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.

by Whodi aka Weezy September 02, 2010

Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017

salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 09, 2010

Sleeping Bag For Sausages

A synonym for vagina

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b

by BasicByotchIvy August 02, 2020

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 24, 2018