Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.

(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.

by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022

Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.

"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023