Elephantboy23's definitions

blunderwear

Underwear that was sharted in.

Those enchiladas were really spicy. I have use the restroom quick or I'll have to change out of my blunderwear.

by Elephantboy23 October 15, 2022

Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021

Bangover

The disgusting depression one feels on the 5th of July after having done the awful math and discovering the immense amount of cash they have blown just to make s few loud bangs

Hey dude, awesome fireworks display last night!

Please leave me alone I have a terrible bangover.

by Elephantboy23 December 8, 2022

Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.

(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.

by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022