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Newton's second law

In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
by girl in image April 18, 2021
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Natural Nature Law

The natural nature law governs everything under nature and deems anything that deviates from it not natural.
A bear will never cross paths with a gorilla in the wild because its against the natural nature law.
by PaprikaNASA November 5, 2021
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International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.
Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"
by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010
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Group Chat Law

“you left the group chat you mong, so don’t complain you didn’t know the plan for the day!”

This is a typical occurrence when encountering the group chat law and the lore behind such.
“Why wasn’t I invited today, you guys suck!”
“Hey man you left the group chat, so by group chat law that means you didn’t want to be invited.”
by lmaosucksforyou October 12, 2019
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Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
by lordvader1982 December 14, 2010
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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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Riches To Rags Law

The paradox that as one gains greater success, the more likely they are to adopt actions that will cause them to fail.
Their marriage suffered from the Riches to Rags Law. It was successful because they communicated, but they stopped talking because it didn't seem necessary anymore, and so they drifted apart and divorced.
by George S 9000 September 21, 2016
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