sketch balls

A person, place, or event that is of questionable quality and/or reputation

#1
Matt: Are you sure they won't card us at this liquor store?
Me: I dont think so, it seems pretty sketch balls to me.

#2 Matt: This chick really wants to hook up with me tonight.
Me: I dont know man, she seems pretty sketch balls to me.

by da balla 1234 February 9, 2009

vomit balls

when your vomit has chunks in
it ie. food particles or other things which may
vomited up

*at a party*
Jhon: ughhh i don't feel so good
*pukes*
Joe: uhhh thats sick
Jimmy: uhh dude look vomit balls
Jhon: *runs away and is never seen again distraught over his misfortune*

by Jeffy Jackass February 27, 2008

Ball-Popping

When one suckles on the scrotom sack, ever so gently, then pulls back just enough to create a popping sound when the testicle exits the mouth.

He was a very good boy so I rewarded him with a ball-popping good time!

by Dirt Star November 18, 2003

Cum balls

are hacked up by whores if they have swallowed to much cum, can be seen on southpark when Paris Hilton coughs up cum balls,

After swallowing too much cum Lisa hacked-up cum balls.

by J Lackey August 31, 2006

Ball Eagle

A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.

Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

balls on you

When a friend has something unfortunate happen to them you say "Balls on you". Because having somebody elses balls on you is unfortunate and undesireable. Similar to something "sucking". Sometimes typed boy

Other forms: balls on me, balls on him, balls on her, balls on them.

"Dude, a bid pooped on my car, and the top was down!"

"Balls on you!"

or

"Hey, your sister just called, she can't drive us to the party this weekend."

"Balls on me."

by redneckpotatoe June 1, 2009

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004