Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Skibodi toilet

The ugly as fvck viral meme that every five year old loves

YouTube shorts: "Skibodi toilet. Skibodi Skibodi toilet."

by urmom.com0000000 April 22, 2024

Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.

She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.

by Anal Reign January 28, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

a stupid video game little 5 years old watch and play when a big head in a toilet chases after them singing a stupid song known as Skibidi Dob Dob- yeah im not singing, or typing the rest. if you watch skibidi toilet after the ages of 7 grow tf up and go workout at the gym.

Skibidi Toilet is so fucking cringy and dumb

by makebigbucks March 11, 2024

Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts

"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"

by epicnamehere July 24, 2024