by SammyHammy May 25, 2023
Get the Russian tap watermug. A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
by DaEif January 8, 2016
Get the Russian Crucifixmug. The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018
Get the Russian Sasquatchmug. The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019
Get the russian ompaloompamug. The man who walked on tanks
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
Get the Russian Jesusmug. When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
Get the The Russian Bidetmug.