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Max

A Guy which has a huge dick and always smokes weed
when max is in the room, everything smells like weed
by john xinaa November 25, 2021
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max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018
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Max

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot
by Kochst087 May 3, 2021
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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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Max

Max is a very beautiful girl and a very funny person

Max>>>>> you
max is super cool
by boy what November 7, 2021
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max piasez

a GIRL *STOP CONFUSING THEM FOR A GUY THEIR TRANS* who fucking hates people and her sister
max piasez: im a girl what the hell mj
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
by i fricked your mom November 8, 2022
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Max

And ugly rat that gets no bitches and has tiny penis
by Nobodylikesmax June 1, 2022
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