Statlust

Status-Lust
The feeling you get on Face book when you just posted the best status ever. You want everyone to read and comment. However this takes much longer than you desired

Aaron;Dude?! you didn't comment on my status!
Paul; Calm down dude
Aaron; But it was Awesomme
Paul; geesh someones got some statlust

by abwoitas October 29, 2010

statisica

a way of measuring a percent of people that the magrotiy of them dont know what there talking about.

when the redneck said that he would bomb afghanistan to the ground, he is a statisica.

by itan January 27, 2011

statute of haditations

the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.

I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?

Those aren't mine.

Yes they are.

No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.

by Colin-LA April 19, 2011

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

shatus

a shitty status posted on Facebook or the like, not literal, inferred as shitty, stated in shitty terms, or critiqued as shitty by observer

I'm sick of reading Danielle's "woe is me" shatus day after day. Enough already!

by Karma Kitty November 4, 2012

Statmush

Happens when you have an overload of statistics and your brain turns into mush.

That final exam completely statmushed me.

by Backwardsman April 24, 2013

statuary rape

The act of raping statue's

Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges

by heather ovellette January 24, 2015