Hungarian shake

Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol

Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Salt shaker

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.

Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"

by Oqeefe July 1, 2019

William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.

by rrearleii July 31, 2019

The shakes

When you get so high that your body starts tweaking out and twitching uncontrollably

“Dude I’m so f*cking high I’m twitching”

“Ohhh lmao you got the shakes man”

by highlight47 September 18, 2019

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

The Shakes

When you randomly uncontrollably shake with no apparent reason. Often it makes you feel cold.

I have the shakes.
"Here have a blanket."

by LesterLopaz November 17, 2019