The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
by HylianPanda February 19, 2014
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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 November 01, 2020
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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tacts russian

An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
by waltiger May 20, 2017
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Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021
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Russian wheelchair

A sex act involving a man and a woman, a weight bench, and of course a wheelchair!
Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"

Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....
by Jack the stool August 28, 2017
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Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.
Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.
by MetricTrout February 24, 2025
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