Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

by DumbNuts September 5, 2016

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

gravy on your roast

Ejaculation on a male/females arse

Im going to put my gravy on your roast

by GhettoChildrensSexEducation May 24, 2017

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 13, 2017

Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.

Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...

by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017