classic rock 

Rock n Roll that was dominant during the 1960's through the 1970's.It does not consist of guns n roses, black crowes, or any other band these assholes seem to think are classic rock.

Real Classic Rock:
AC/DC
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
The Who
The Rolling Stones
The Kinks
Steppenwolf
Black Sabbath
Rush
ZZ Top
Dave Clark Five
Aerosmith
The Beach Boys
The Doors
Elton John
Jethro Tull
Jimi Hendrix
Pink Floyd
Styx
Queen
Buffalo Springfield
Hermans Hermits
Small Faces
Foriegner
The Byrds
Cream
Bob Dylan
Deep Purple

classic rock by SuperSatan July 4, 2006

on rock 

When your dick is on hard.

All dat ass on her got me on rock.

on rock by Fredy sanchez January 25, 2008

Kid Rock 

A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!

"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."

Kid Rock by DetroitHatesYou December 7, 2013

Don't knock it 'til you rock it 

Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.

1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.

Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.

Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.

2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.

Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.

Stan: Fuck. Seriously???

Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.

3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.

Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.

Don't knock it 'til you rock it by pdxjohnny99 January 3, 2016

slut rock 

The birth control pill.

I'll bang Ashley without a rubber since she's hot and on the slut rock.

slut rock by XLNZ April 23, 2011

douche rock 

"metal" you hear on the radio. characterized specifically by the "wanna-be tough guy" fan base.

hinder, nickel back, evanescence, seether.. all douche rock bands.

douche rock by katie l. September 3, 2007

paper rock scissors 

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.

You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.

paper rock scissors by Luridforest June 16, 2017