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Piss off

follows by 'wanker'.

Just a couply banter between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles!
Anti 1: Hey,how can you even believe in larry,they hate each other!
Anti 2: Yeah,haven't you watched the iconic 'piss off-wanker' video?

le me: If you and your husband never fight,are you even sure you are in love???
by HazzaisLou's July 17, 2021
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PISS ARMY

The fandom of the might rock band PISS.
They always feel the urge to moan and take a piss whenever PISS release music, performs on tour, etc.
The PISS army is wild.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
PISS ARMY: OH OH OH OH!!!!
by gregben May 14, 2023
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shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021
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piss quiver

Occurring after a long and satisfying piss, the body quivers uncontrollably for a brief moment.
I had to piss so bad that when I was done I got the piss quivers.
by Tyr3ll41 March 2, 2020
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piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
by poopbird July 17, 2014
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Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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